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ButNeverLateIsBetter
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The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.
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The life and diet of Nöelle DeLovelly: Fat people annoy me.
Well okay, Obese/heavily overweight people don’t annoy me as much, because often it’s not their fault. They might have glandular problems, diabetes or whatever. and I get that when you get to a certain weight it’s a LOT harder to lose.
It’s when people are like size 12-18. Like, why don’t you just lose the weight? I don’t get why anyone would want to be that chubby size. and It’s so easy to lose weight. Okay, it’s not but it’s so worth it. I don’t understand why you’d let yourself be that way and eat that way and live that lifestyle. It’s so repulsive to me.
I’m so tired all all the body shaming going on in the world. Does weight really matter that much? Does it make anyone less of a human being because they’re a size 14? Our value as humans shouldn’t be dependent on the number on the scales in our bathrooms every morning.
Physical attributes should not be what “annoy” us about other people. An irritating habit, a tendency to belittle others or a constant need to have to be right about everything, maybe, but not the way we look.
Does the amount of fat between my bones and skin define me or make me an “annoying” person? No. What’s truly repulsive is that some people still insist on making snap judgements on others based on this ridiculous and completely unrelated factor.
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